Jolly's Dreams

honoronher:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

freshest-tittymilk:

shanellbklyn:

chillona:

heyfunniest:

random-and-interesting:

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable

Dodocool - $9.97

Apple - $19.00

IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS 

NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS

Thank fucking GOD

Yes gawd 🙌

Do they have generic ones, for my Samsung?

And how long are the cords?

"Hey, why do pegasi gallop as they fly, anyway?"

Blackjack whinnied. Why do humans swing their arms as they walk? I dunno, boss. It just feels right.” | Gfx request for rogeradcliffe 

radycat:

"The big secret is that there isn’t really a way to bring the dead back to life." Bianca tells her, gently letting go of Hazel’s arms. "And when you try, you’ve just damned yourself twice. Once for you and once for the soul you try to bring back."
Hazel wipes at her face, and then turns, unable to meet Bianca’s dark, black eyes. “Then how are we here? Why are we here?”
"Well I’m here because of you." Bianca replies with a halfway smile. "And you’re here because of Nico. And we’re both here because of these," Bianca thumbs at her crown of bones and then Hazel’s—made of gold.
"What happens," Hazel says slowly, as if the thought is only just creeping into her mind, "if we take them off?"
Silently and without hesitation, Bianca reaches to her left hand and pulls her bracelet off. 
Hazel eyes widen in horror as Bianca’s arm begins to shake and then shrivel, skin straining against blood and tissue and muscle and then bone. 
A second later, Bianca waves nothing but a hand of bones at her and then puts the bracelet back on. Within a few moments it’s returned to normal. “I’m so not doing that with my head.”

radycat:

"The big secret is that there isn’t really a way to bring the dead back to life." Bianca tells her, gently letting go of Hazel’s arms. "And when you try, you’ve just damned yourself twice. Once for you and once for the soul you try to bring back."

Hazel wipes at her face, and then turns, unable to meet Bianca’s dark, black eyes. “Then how are we here? Why are we here?”

"Well I’m here because of you." Bianca replies with a halfway smile. "And you’re here because of Nico. And we’re both here because of these," Bianca thumbs at her crown of bones and then Hazel’s—made of gold.

"What happens," Hazel says slowly, as if the thought is only just creeping into her mind, "if we take them off?"

Silently and without hesitation, Bianca reaches to her left hand and pulls her bracelet off. 

Hazel eyes widen in horror as Bianca’s arm begins to shake and then shrivel, skin straining against blood and tissue and muscle and then bone. 

A second later, Bianca waves nothing but a hand of bones at her and then puts the bracelet back on. Within a few moments it’s returned to normal. “I’m so not doing that with my head.”

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

hakuna-tuh-mater:

superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

yummy yummy

Krikor Jabotian - Spring Summer 2014

Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D
General 
How to: Enable your Tumblr ask boxHow to tagHow to tag asksHow to have posts show up/not show upTrigger WarningsTumblr SaviorHow to Report a blog 
Theme/Code
How to install a themeTheme Directory My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebarIcon FinderHelp picking a color scheme to match your iconHow to Install Updates Tab (X)Updates Tab MasterpostHow to add a music player (X) (X) Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)HTML Color CodesCreating a poll on TumblrCreating a countdown  How to create a re-direct pageBlogrolls, Family, Follow Forever How to make a networkHow to Install a Navigation PageHTML Codes HTML Help & CodesTumblr Formatting CheatsheatTheme making tutorialTumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues
*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use
Photoshop/Photoshop Resources
Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)Masterpost for downloading PhotoshopHow to make a GifLearn the Basics of PhotoshopBeginner Tutorials for PhotoshopPhotoshop Graphic MasterpostsPhotoshop Tutorial Masterpost Textures GuidePhotoshop Help Blog Photoshop Help BlogScreencaps ScreencapsHQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost
Alternatives to Photoshop
PixlrMypaintAnimating ProgramDigital painting ProgramArt Program/Photo EditorQueeky PaintPicMonkeyArt ProgramSketchpad Drawing ProgramGraphic’s ProgramPaint.netSumopaintFree Art Programs Masterpost
Gifs
Supernatural Reaction GifsReaction Gifs Reaction GifsReaction GifsReaction GifsOnline Gif Maker Online Gif Maker Online Gif Maker Online Gif Maker
Meme’s
Quick Meme MakerPie Chart MakerMeme Generator Meme Maker
Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay
How to write FanfictionAvoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction10 Tips to Writing FanfictionHow to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net Writing Fiction PlansWriting TemplatesNovel Outline34 Writing TipsHow to write a CharacterTips on writing a Character Character writing MasterpostWriting Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)Diverse Character Writing Masterpost Detailed Character templateHow to write different Body types (X) (X)Surnames MasterPostSynonyms MasterPostCreating an OC Masterpost                                                 Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild WestOther things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)How to RP MasterpostRoleplay TermsRP GuideRP Help Masterpost
Other
Help Fact Check Tumblr PostsUrban Dictionary See if your about to hit post limitIn case you update software and it sucks Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes MasterpostMassive Masterpost included Writing & ArtTutorial Master Post
I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D

General 

How to: Enable your Tumblr ask box
How to tag
How to tag asks
How to have posts show up/not show up
Trigger Warnings
Tumblr Savior
How to Report a blog 

Theme/Code

How to install a theme
Theme Directory 
My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebar
Icon Finder
Help picking a color scheme to match your icon
How to Install Updates Tab (X)
Updates Tab Masterpost
How to add a music player (X) (X
Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
HTML Color Codes
Creating a poll on Tumblr
Creating a countdown  
How to create a re-direct page
Blogrolls, Family, Follow Forever 
How to make a network
How to Install a Navigation Page
HTML Codes 
HTML Help & Codes
Tumblr Formatting Cheatsheat
Theme making tutorial
Tumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues

*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use

Photoshop/Photoshop Resources

Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)
Masterpost for downloading Photoshop
How to make a Gif
Learn the Basics of Photoshop
Beginner Tutorials for Photoshop
Photoshop Graphic Masterposts
Photoshop Tutorial Masterpost 
Textures Guide
Photoshop Help Blog 
Photoshop Help Blog
Screencaps 
Screencaps
HQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost

Alternatives to Photoshop

Pixlr
Mypaint
Animating Program
Digital painting Program
Art Program/Photo Editor
Queeky Paint
PicMonkey
Art Program
Sketchpad 
Drawing Program
Graphic’s Program
Paint.net
Sumopaint
Free Art Programs Masterpost

Gifs

Supernatural Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs 
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker

Meme’s

Quick Meme Maker
Pie Chart Maker
Meme Generator 
Meme Maker

Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay

How to write Fanfiction
Avoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction
10 Tips to Writing Fanfiction
How to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net 
Writing Fiction Plans
Writing Templates
Novel Outline
34 Writing Tips
How to write a Character
Tips on writing a Character 
Character writing Masterpost
Writing Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
Diverse Character Writing Masterpost 
Detailed Character template
How to write different Body types (X) (X)
Surnames MasterPost
Synonyms MasterPost
Creating an OC Masterpost                                                 
Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     
How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild West
Other things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to RP Masterpost
Roleplay Terms
RP Guide
RP Help Masterpost

Other

Help Fact Check Tumblr Posts
Urban Dictionar
See if your about to hit post limit
In case you update software and it sucks 
Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes Masterpost
Massive Masterpost included Writing & Art
Tutorial Master Post

I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

sunsurfandsweets:

want more spring/summer/tropical pictures on your dash? follow www.sunsurfandsweets.tumblr.com

sunsurfandsweets:

want more spring/summer/tropical pictures on your dash? follow www.sunsurfandsweets.tumblr.com

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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redreadspjo:

seems like she got used to being resigned to a fate of hanging around you, percy old boy

dorkly:

"Squirrel Assault Course" Proves That All Rodents are Ninjas [VIDEO]
Tired of having his birdfeeder ransacked by fluffy-tailed tree rats, Steve Barley constructed what we can only assume is a perfect tiny replica model of the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge course. To watch the video, click here!

dorkly:

"Squirrel Assault Course" Proves That All Rodents are Ninjas [VIDEO]

Tired of having his birdfeeder ransacked by fluffy-tailed tree rats, Steve Barley constructed what we can only assume is a perfect tiny replica model of the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge course. To watch the video, click here!

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

ihaventfinishedyet:

jooleah: